Are You Dissing Me?: What Animals Really Think

By Simon Winheld

A hippo concerns that her MFA is completely dead. A cardinal has roommate difficulties. A hummingbird is raring to affix a social community. A bush child teeters at the facet (You wanna throw down?!) right here for the 1st time are the innermost options of our bushy and feathered acquaintances, who—it is ultimately revealed—humorously percentage a similar anxieties, frustrations, and preoccupations as we do. no matter if it is a raccoon fretting approximately his judgmental buddies, a buffalo impatiently expecting his dumplings, or a sloth considering a profession in stand-up comedy, each one colorfully illustrated critter captures a second of recent flux—and jointly they convey an irresistibly humorous portrait of a nation either wild and amusingly prevalent.

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